LEGO The Lord of the Rings LEGO Sets

The LEGO Universe, which seems to contain all other Universes, has expanded even further with a brand new line of LOTR-themed sets due out this Summer. I was marveling at the impressive artwork they released to hype these when I realized the Hobbit and Dwarf minifigs are actually shorter than than the others. Now that’s attention to detail. LEGO Gollum needs to be mine. The first wave of sets are below:

• “Gandalf Arrives” – Minifigures: Gandalf, Frodo

• “Shelob Attacks” – Minifigures: Samwise, Frodo, Gollum

• “Uruk-hai Army” – Minifigures: x4 Uruk-hai with a siege crossbow, x1 Rohirrim Soldier, x1 Rider Of Rohan with his horse

• “Attack On Weathertop”- Minifigures: Samwise, Frodo, Aragon, x2 Nazgul

• “Mines Of Moria” – Minifigures: Frogo, Gimli, Legolas, Boromir, x2 Goblins, x2 Skeletons, Cave Troll

• “The Battle Of Helms Deep” – Minifigures: Aragon, Gimli, Legolas, Theoden, x5 Uruk-hai

(source: thelordoftherings.lego.com / via: itlego)

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Epic Halloween Time: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Okay so it’s a little late for Halloween, but I believe dressing up in strange costumes is an all-year occasion… plus, I just found this. Check out that Usagi Yojimbo! I want to pet his face.

From tumblr zombiebacons:

We won Best Group Costumes at the annual Hasbro Halloween Party in Providence, RI! Turtle Power!

Group shot: Usagi Yojimbo, Baxter Stockman, Venus De Milo, April O’Neil, Master Splinter, Rocksteady, Casey Jones, Shredder, Rat King, Donatello, Raphael.

(via geekmythology)

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Avengies vs. The X-ies by Dan Hipp

In anticipation for this summer’s upcoming Avengers vs. X-Men event, Dan Hipp has decided to go with more a street-level approach, featuring Hipster versions of each team. I think these guys would rather debate the merits of the new Wilco album instead of KAPOWing each other.

Artist: flickr / tumblr / twitter

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from Pete Wentz' clothing line from the novel Goodnight Moon Nyan Cat Dr. Who quote Mentholyptus by Natalie Dee Josh Ritter - Community quote Navi from Zelda: Ocarina of Time Pac-Man and Ghosts om nom nom

Stitches by Caroline Gaston

An expert stichstress, Caroline is adept at recreating classic gaming scenes scenes, TV and film quotes, and just general geekery in tiny little X’s. View tons more at her flickr.

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Joker’s Killing Spree by Mylène Villeneuve

It’s simple… we kill the Pony. Using Hot Toy’s Movie Masterpiece Joker figurine (with actual movable eyes to watch you while you sleep), Mylene was able to create this scene of toy havoc. Hey Yoshi, want to know how he got those scars?

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Three Dimensioning Light Graffiti by Trevor Williams

Equipped with an arsenal of LED lights and xenon flashlights, Williams and his crew Fix-Iks travel the Japan countryside, using the iconic backdrops as ground zero for the twisting and manipulation of light.

Artist: website / flickr

(via: mymodernmet)

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Cool Stickers Bro

That’s not just a catchy title, that’s the name of the company that makes these alternative geek-chic stickers for your car, window, notebook, desk, toilet seat, hell put them on your face! Crap on political statements and boring honor roll mentions, these guys got you covered in style. All stickers available at coolstickersbro.

(via: lostateminor)

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Everyday Lightsabers by David Soames New life goal: cutting a wedding cake with a lightsaber. Future Mrs. Dr. Ian Brooks’ Girlfriend: ready your Force powers. Artist: Website / Twitter / Flickr (source: Dave’s tumblr davidfromdallas via: tiefighters)

Everyday Lightsabers by David Soames

New life goal: cutting a wedding cake with a lightsaber. Future Mrs. Dr. Ian Brooks’ Girlfriend: ready your Force powers.

Artist: Website / Twitter / Flickr

(source: Dave’s tumblr davidfromdallas via: tiefighters)

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Gloomy Bear Plush Available for purchase at thinkgeek. The most adorable gift for your Valentine Love is also the most deadly: Gloomy Bear will probably eat them. Maybe you’re better off giving this to somebody you hate. Your loved one’s eminent death aside, I always look for any opportunity to post this GIF:

Gloomy Bear Plush

Available for purchase at thinkgeek. The most adorable gift for your Valentine Love is also the most deadly: Gloomy Bear will probably eat them. Maybe you’re better off giving this to somebody you hate. Your loved one’s eminent death aside, I always look for any opportunity to post this GIF:

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Flaming Lips - Seven Nation Army

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The Flaming Lips - “Seven Nation Army” (White Stripes Cover)

I’m gonna fight ‘em all
A nation army couldn’t hold me back
They’re gonna rip it off
Taking their time right behind my back

And I’m talking to myself at night
Because I can’t forget
Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette
And the message coming from my eyes
Says leave it alone

Hey, you like music right? How about an exciting new sub-genre called: “Awesome” music? If you are indeed a cool kid, then check out my music blog: 10speed for all sorts of cool tracks for your earholes.

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I love black licorice... Does that make me nobody? I'm not even kidding, besides peppermint bark, its like my favorite candy.

Asked by
Anonymous

Black licorice is how I imagine Satan’s asshole tastes.

I’m fairly certain that’s one of the Circles of Hell too… Eternal Rimming of Lucifer’s Hellfire-Spewing Anus, reserved for the most heinous of sinners: TSA agents, Early Adopters of Apple products, and Guy Fieri. 

So black licorice is all yours. Enjoy your hell-ass!

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you're like that kid i want to eat/trade lunch with

Asked by
mecheismadeoffire

Totally read this as “you’re like that kid I want to eat”.

I assure you, while I do look savory and full of deliciousness on the outside, I am in fact filled with pure granulated hate, bile, and black licorice (there’s NOBODY who likes that shit, you know this). Plus I’m all gummy and hard to chew, I’d get all stuck in your teeth but like, only way back in the molars, completely out of tonguing distance. 

You know who would be tastilicous to the buds, though? svalts, I hear he finishes like spicy morrocon mustard mixed with strawberry pixy stix. Give him a good ol’ noms.

As far as trading goes, I’m worth my weight in Capri Sun juice packs, so whattaya got?

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