January 2010
2009 was a shitty year
so here’s to turning it all around in 2010. cheers!
Planes are full of horribleness and should go away...
especially when you’re uber-congested and sitting in a pressurized cabin and you start descending and it feels like A SURGEON IS INSIDE YOUR SKULL TRYING TO POKE AIRHOLES FOR ITSELF THROUGH YOUR FOREHEAD WITH AN ICEPICK.
my mind hurts :(
December 2009
Ug, I do not want to get back on a plane
if someone makes me an origami ANYTHING, I’m gonna freak right the fuck out!
aimee-b-loved:
Song of the Day:
Death Cab for...
d3dk0w:
pathologia:
sebaxxxtian:
“whatever...
Photograph of Earth and Jupiter taken from Mars
fuckyeahtheuniverse:
viennastreets:
(via slightlywarped.com)—click here for the bigger photo.
holy shit, i love this. GO LOOK RIGHT NOW.
ooo……. ahhhhh!
Why do all my Match.com matches look like rapists?
aimee-b-loved:
Should I be worried? Do I look like a rapist?
they ARE supposed to pair you with your most compatible match. so yeah
pikkutiikeri:
I’m not getting anything done, maybe I should cut back on all the masturb, err, procrastinating.
You should never procrastinate in public, I heard people dont like that
More Formspringiness
What is your fursona?
okay so I feel embarassed as I’m pretty familiar with most internet-related memes and figured this had to do with furries but didnt know the exact meaning of the word. as I found out on urban dictionary, your “fersona” is basically your furrie version of yourself and I honest to god have never made, thought, or conceived of my own fersona before, but if I...
I want Mike Rowe to narrate my life
3barr:
ianbrooks:
3barr:
(via ianbrooks)
or Sean Connery (especially if he’s drunk and surly).
I guess I would also settle for Morgan Freeman
Get busy livin’ or get busy dyin’
Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin’. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I’m just...
I just
erinmargrethe:
went for a 90 minute very brisk walk on the beach. On roughly 3 hours sleep. Hungover. High on painkillers (that I took to try to make me sleep).
I feel like I have oatmeal for brains.
are these the painkillers you needed legitimately or recreationally?
I want Mike Rowe to narrate my life
3barr:
(via ianbrooks)
or Sean Connery (especially if he’s drunk and surly).
I guess I would also settle for Morgan Freeman
Saw Sherlock Holmes last night
and although both Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law constitute two of my man-crush’s, I gotta say there was a little too much punch-y and not enough badass detective-ing. to remedy this, I have written a screenplay where we add Batman and Dr. House to the cast and the four of them roll around London in their brightly-colored carriage (and Watson’s dog, of course…..for morale) and...
I want Mike Rowe to narrate my life
I'm pretty sure just one person is Formspring-ing...
We’re so doing this.
gang war? oh no, I dont even have my knife ready!
partake: http://www.formspring.me/IanBrooks
Me, my dad, his wife, and my brother have been...
STEEEEELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA
My brother is on Tumblr now
check him out and harass him: http://ccabstation.tumblr.com/
More Formspring-y Goodness
I need to sex you up. Are you dating anyone?
I came to the sad but inevitable conclusion a long time ago that the one common factor in all my past relationships was me and that no one can really suffer me for more than a few months/weeks at a time based on accumulative time spent together. however, I’ve been known to travel long distances just to get laid, and in that case we only need to...
pikkutiikeri:
How to get me naked? Just sit back and wait. Eventually I will pour half a glass of juice on my shirt.
to expedite the process, can I spill the juice on you?
Somebody asked me this on Formspring
How big is your dick, not in length wise, but in your life?
if we’re not talking about length, I assume girth then? or are we talking about a more metaphysical type penis? perhaps one born in a non-einsteinian universe? in terms of inherent power, then it is maximum
ask me more here: http://www.formspring.me/IanBrooks
Roger O’Donnell: Recording of The Cure’s...
markwilson12:
via Slicing Up Eyeballs: The Legacy of ’80s College Rock
Despite the dour material, recording The Cure’s epic Disintegration album was a “very happy and jokey” time for the Robert Smith-led band, recalls former keyboard player Roger O’Donnell in a new 11,000-word essay on the 20th anniversary of the recording of that classic record.
As promised, O’Donnell — who played in The...
“You have 20 unread messages”
– Chris Brooks, after I text-bombed him while his phone was turned off during his flight today. Well not just me, I coordinated a full-scale assault with several other people to text him at the same time. When his flight landed and he turned on his phone: VICTORY. fly the mission accomplished banner,...
