The Key of Cthulhu by Lee Joyner
A bronze cast statue procurred from the unearthly remains of a long-forgotten temple in the jungle, crawling with umimaginable alien horrors. All this can be yours at Joyner’s shop for $625 USD. It comes with a warning though:
"Joyner Studio is not responsible for insanity or blindness due to proximity to the Key of Cthulhu".