How Were You Born? by Natalie Hayter

Do you like to rip off tiny sheets of paper off street flyers? Were you born to? If so, you might want to travel to Sydney, Australia and tear off the one that applies you. Assuming you’re any of the following: 

Lady Gaga – “Born This Way” (2011)
Patrick Hernandez – “Born to Be Alive” (1979)
Bruce Springsteen – “Born to Run” (1975)
Steppenwolf lead singer John Kay – “Born to Be Wild” (1968)
Hank Williams Jr – “Born to Boogie” (1987)