The Switchblade Spork

Available for purchase at Archie McPhee, an real-life retractable spork to wield during impromptu cook-offs with rival street gangs. But dont worry spork novices! Each switchblade comes with a safety lock to prevent unintentional deployment… I cant tell you how many good men we’ve lost due to accidental spork unsheathing in the pantsual region.

(via Archie McPhee’s tumblr: geyserofawesome)

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