Paul, as much as I would absolutely love it if you came up and we could rub beards together to maintain bodily warmth, you do realize that here in Alaska we only drink glacial runoff and clubbed baby seal blood, right?
Also, just to get it out of the way: igloo reference, extreme cold, 24 hours of night time, penguins, eskimos, Sarah Palin, we can see Russia. Did I forget anything?
panicinthestudio said: Your caribou/reindeer overlords do not take kindly to being ignored in this manner. This is why you are plagued with permafrost and orcas eating everything and beaching themselves to a smelly death at your doorstep. That might also be Palin’s fault.