The Christmas season is a time of darkness, in a literal and metaphorical sense. The nights are longer, the sun slips away faster, the air is cold. - Benito Cereno
current mood: angry that i am not part of a species that hibernates
these dudes were fucking hilarious
i bet the first guy who put a safe behind a painting was like, “fucking genius.”
Cat loses mind watching twirling toy
So I’m reblogging because start a slow chuckle that inevitably turns into that great deep stomach time every time I...