Sweet Vishnu, why do they always come during the day while I’m at work?? For some sort of higher intelligence they sure dont use their goddamn, uh… heads? Tentacle-y like appendage? Whatever the case, print out your sign own using this:
Or grab the original wallpaper at here. ALSO: apparently the number and email actually exist so you definitely should not contact them and inquire about world-conquering cyborgs.