I Heart Guts Plushies by Wendy Bryan

Do you know you have a whole bunch of squishy bits inside of you? Some of them help you grow, some of them help you move, and some of them help you sex! They may not all have smiling faces, but they still know how to get shit done… literally. At iheartguts, you can purchase all sorts of happy and derpy spleens, pancreases, prostates, and mammaries to play with or keep you safe while you sleep. And if you’re impatient, check here to see if they’re carried in a store near you, they even have some where I live in Narnia.

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  1. nomorelaminationinthelounge reblogged this from ianbrooks and added:
    OMG I WANT THEM ALL!!!! PLEASE!!!
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  5. bahdumtsh reblogged this from feetlikeours and added:
    ive always wanted one
  6. bioanthronerd reblogged this from feetlikeours
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  8. jenniferplaysdoctor reblogged this from tealjacket and added:
    shutupandtakemymoney.
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  15. duelinghearts reblogged this from beautifail and added:
    Never has a spleen been so huggable!
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  20. secretly-shipping-all-the-feels reblogged this from stereksextape
  21. ajmp68 reblogged this from bailey1rox
  22. copper-and-dust reblogged this from ohlookahails and added:
    Got some brainz for meh?
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  25. wadebramwilson reblogged this from zeph0r and added:
    THANK YOU COLOURO! I already have the heart at the top. My dear shaydaly got it for me ^-^ His name is Ricardio. BUT...
  26. zeph0r reblogged this from browncoatfromtheshire and added:
    I want the gallbladder because I don’t have my own anymore.
  27. browncoatfromtheshire reblogged this from tasera and added:
    Bram look!
  28. inguaribilemisantropa reblogged this from nonhotempo
  29. tasera reblogged this from scribblesnorton and added:
    Is it weird that I really want the plushy uterus?
  30. yokonyann reblogged this from cillermiller

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