With the Hobbit being split into three movies, I think it’s perfectly within my purview to call the executives behind that decision money-stashing whores. But why half-ass it? Let that shameless sellout flag fly and wear it with swagger. The Goons at Something Awful took The Hobbit to its logical mass market-mongering conclusion, now how much do I have to pay you to get “Frodo Lives” tattooed on your duodenum?
(source: Something Awful)