Demerit Wear
Odds are I was never going to earn a merit badge for foraging or log cabin building. I forgot to put exp into the survivalist skillsets, but Demerit Wear had my particular breed of loser in mind when it created special badges for Excessive Drinking, Murder Presents, Interneting, and one I naturally excel at: Pizza. You can purchase any of these badges (and more!) over at demeritwear and show your aptitude for reckless behavior with pride!
(via: the Awesomer)