Eye of Sauron Desk Lamp by David Tremont
Everyone should have a burning, lidless eye that sees all watching over them, it’s good for productivity! You sure as shit wont be clicking on any NSFW links at work while Sauron has cast his Eye upon you, Ring-bearing or not! Fill your work area with the fiery glow of hatred… in lamp form! Available for purchase at Think Geek for $299.99 USD, but can you really put a price on your own personal little Dark Lord?