Ian Brooks I was tired of gazing into the abyss,
so I jumped right in.

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Vacuum
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The Chthonian Fridge

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Dawn of Cicada Time
about the lives of the 17 year cicadas

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  • ianbrooks published a photo post 2 years ago

    Indiana Jones Engagement Ring 

    redditor Homerliwag's girlfriend loved Indiana Jones so much, he decided to incorporate it into his proposal: by first presenting her with a small box that, when opened, only revealed a small handful of sand. The ring was soon to come, however, with a design that combines Indy's iconic whip the fabled Idol of Aztec Infidelity. Throw me the Idol and I'll toss you the engagement ring! …Is something he should have said, otherwise I dont buy that either of them are fans.

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