I listen to music all day long and way too loud.

I spend way too much time on my computer or alternatively, my laptop

I play video games for hours

I read comic books and collect graphic novels

I always drink more than I intend to, and often

I would much rather text you than talk on the phone with you

I like to take long, circuitous drives for hours that go nowhere in particular

I like to take pictures even though I dont have a decent camera in which to do so

I visit websites and save every funny/weird/cool pics I can find, because one day when the zombie apocalypse comes all we’ll have to trade for currency is strange internet pictures and then I will be king

I’m perpetually single and at peace with the fact that the one constant in all my failed relationships was me

I am Batman

Now you know all my flaws. I’m ready to be judged.