I listen to music all day long and way too loud.
I spend way too much time on my computer or alternatively, my laptop
I play video games for hours
I read comic books and collect graphic novels
I always drink more than I intend to, and often
I would much rather text you than talk on the phone with you
I like to take long, circuitous drives for hours that go nowhere in particular
I like to take pictures even though I dont have a decent camera in which to do so
I visit websites and save every funny/weird/cool pics I can find, because one day when the zombie apocalypse comes all we’ll have to trade for currency is strange internet pictures and then I will be king
I’m perpetually single and at peace with the fact that the one constant in all my failed relationships was me
I am Batman
Now you know all my flaws. I’m ready to be judged.